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\nSon, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.
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\nMarge did you know I decided to become a house painter<\/a>? So I went down to the paint store and asked for a brush…<\/p>\n

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\nanyway what was I saying….. mmmm donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?<\/p>\n

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\nBeer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. Marge did you know I decided to become a house painter? So I went down to the paint store and asked for a brush… anyway what was I saying….. mmmm donuts. 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